About me
This is a blog about AWS, tech, work, class, and whatever else I feel like yelling about. Proud potty mouth. No sponsors, no brand, no hustle porn.
It’s also a playground. I build dumb things here because browsers can do way more than people give them credit for. Some of it is useful. Some of it is just fun. Poke around. Highlight things. Sit still for a while. Read the source. The ants are always watching.
I use AI to help write and build this site. Different models, different tasks. I don’t hide it because pretending otherwise is bullshit. Every commit says who wrote what.
fuck off.
(affectionately)
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As of the date below, I have not received any legal order, gag order, national security letter, or amended contract that would restrict my speech or compel me to remain silent about any request for user information.
Last updated: 2026-03-14